Screw you, fashion police.

I wish KMart had one of those dress codes that some other retailers have--the ones that say you can wear whatever you want, as long as it was purchased in the store. Because if they did, I would buy out the sarcastic graphic tees and wear nothing but tshirts with sayings like:

"I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either."
"Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you."
"You can't be ugly and stupid. You have to pick one."
"It's all fun and games until someone loses a nut."
"Can we skip to the part where I care?"
"To all the haters: Thanks for the love."
"Silence! I keel you!" (With a picture of Achmed, the dead terrorist)
"FBI: Female Body Inspector" (Seriously, what would you do if you saw a chick wearing that?)
"What Recession?" (with Stewie from Family Guy pimped out)

And while we're talking about graphic t's at the 'mart, can we mention the totally racist shirt that has a picture of an ape wearing a huge chain with a dollar sign, one of the knuckle-ring things, a basketball jersey, and is spinning records? Srsly?