Can I go back on vacation, please?

Tuesday, an old man who could barely hear me hugged me after I helped him find a shirt.

Yesterday, a cross-eyed woman wandered in to my stockroom, looking for the clearance underwear.

Thus go my first 2 days back at work after vacation. Color me surprised.

That don't mean you KNOW me.

I had my employment review yesterday. To sum:

I'm awesome, but I need to smile more and be more approachable.
But I'm still pretty awesome.


If you're surprised by this, you really don't know me at all.