Let's preface the following by saying that I had a mediocre day. Not bad, not good. Just in between.
Now, I'm going to be honest here. I get a little bit weirded out when I go to pick up drops from the fitting room and I find bras, lingerie sets, and those little teddy things. I know that some people like to try things on so they don't have to return them, but if it's not Victoria's Secret--Don't. Okay? It's weird to go pick those things up and know that within the last few hours, someone's potentially bare breasts were in them.
It's worse when the cup of the bra is large enough to hold my head too. Okay, so you got some big girls goin' on, fine. But go home and try your sexy santa lingerie on. Most likely, you're man is going to be there and he can tell you if he actually likes it or not. Or, he may be like my husband, who, when asked in VS if he liked a particular set, threw it on the floor, and said, "Looks good." In which case, there is no need to waste your money on a faux-velvety red number with that god-awful white feathery trim. Throw on a pair of his boxer and a wife beater with no bra. Or, prance around in one of his tshirts and nothing else. Better yet, just get naked. It makes things less time consuming, less complicated, and less expensive. After all, the goal is nudity anyway, right?
Oh, but if you're going to try out nudity, you may want to do it at home. There's these laws against public nudity that will spoil all your fun if you try to frolic through my store in your birthday suit.
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