Deep Thoughts from KMart

Deep thoughts from today's shift of freight at KMart:


You make think you've seen ugly purses, but I present to you the Ugliest Purse Ever:


And it comes in black, silver, and pink in addition to giant-purple-people-eater.












You know that saying, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch"? Well, I'm tweaking that for KMart freight: "Don't hatch your rubber duckies before you count them." We got in BOXES of rubber duckies for infants. I took them out of the boxes, and threw the boxes out before counting them. And I had to count them to put them on locator in our stockroom. There were approximately this many:



(In actuality, there were 300. 100 per box. So I didn't have to count after the first 100, once I figured out how many were in each bag that was inside the boxes. But can you imagine counting 100 rubber duckies by hand? Just try. It's not fun.)

And of course, there were the incredibly smart people who thought they could get away with swapping a UPC for a $7.99 car accessory for a $50 motorcycle battery and the cashier wouldn't notice it. And it left me doing this:














Goodnight folks. May tomorrow bring shenanigans for you to enjoy.