Happy 50th Post!

This is my 50th post! Neat.

I shall fill it, though shortly, with today's hijinks.

We got some new sweatpants in today. Now, I work solely (ha, ha) in shoes for now, but we share a stockroom with the rest of softlines. So Emma and I are working together today, and she's working through ladies freight. She pulls out these pants, and I kid you not, she could fit in one pant leg, and I could fit in the other. They were a 5X that would have held both us at one time. THEY WERE HUGE.

Then, about 2 hours later, we get a menswear call. It's some woman on the phone, asking if we carry men's slacks in a 62-inch waist.

It was bring your fat-pants day at the 'mart.